Thursday, May 12, 2011

MySpace Fools.

You know, I think the best thing about coming to a Starbucks is just the extraneous conversations that I happen to catch. While sitting here for nearly 3 minutes, I now know about laser-hair treatment, how many cups of sugar it takes to make Michelle's special cookies (2), and what Kathy likes the most about being from Norfolk (when the leaves change). I mean, I almost feel as if my 15 years of schooling was essentially pointless. You know what I mean???

Okay, so on a completely different and unrelated topic, I feel as if a lot of people who read this blog know me in real life. BUT there are some people who just don't know me at all. SO in honor of me finding my MySpace this morning, I think it would be appropriate for me to do a MySpace "Get to know me" note. I used to always read those things, even if I didn't know the person very well. They were just so addicting. I'm a creeper...

Name: Olivia
Where were you born?: South London
Favorite Movie?: Anything with Kirsten Dunst/Natalie Portman, anything related to Harry Potter.
Favorite Color?: I like purple but I like to wear greens and blacks. So i don't really know.
Current City?: Lakewood, Colorado

Answer Yes or No
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? Like facebook? or myspace? I mean, yeah to both I guess...?
Q: Been arrested? Nope.
Q: Do you like someone? You could say that.
Q: Held a snake? Well, yeah....
Q: Been suspended from school? In the 4th grade, I sharpened a drumstick in a pencil sharpener. 5 days
Q: Sang karaoke? Probably at some point
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? Everyday
Q: Laughed until you started crying? Oh yeah
Q: Kissed in the rain? yeah
Q: Sang in the shower? erreday
Q: Sat on a roof top? I don't see how this is relevant
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? YES and my CELL PHONE. BY MY BEST FRIEND'S MOM.
Q: Broken a bone? yes
Q: Shaved your head? I wish
Q: Played a prank on someone? I mean, I trip people a lot. Does that count?
Q: Shot a gun? YEZ
Q: Donated Blood? yeah, it hurt.

LAST PERSON
1. You hung out with? I watched Mary (my roommate) make breakfast. Does that count?
2. You texted? Nichole
3. Last Person you were in a car with? Hmmm Mary
4. Went to the movies with? Nichole and Arielle
5. Person you went to shop with? I went and got cereal by myself this morning
6. You talked on the phone? My mom
7. Made you laugh? The Starbucks lady
8. You hugged? Arielle

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? Moon..
2. Winter or Fall? Winter
3. Left or Right? Why does it matter?
4. Sunny or rainy? RAIN
5. Where do you live? you already asked me that, don't be redundant
6. Club or pub? pub
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? I'd like to think so... WHO'S ASKING
8. Do you want to get married? no idea
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? spaghetti makes you fat
10. What time is it? clocks are for the weak
11. Are you afraid of commitment? I strive for it
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? to be happy
13. Do you cook? i like to bake a lot
14. Current mood? annoyed

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? Nope
2. Sang? Really badly to my car stereo
3. Listened to music? NOPE
4. Danced Crazy? Probably
5. Cried? Nope
6. Liked someone you can't have? haha

25 FIRSTS .....
1.Who was your first prom date? a jew
2. Who was your first roommate? this weird girl
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? what's alcohol?
4. What was your first job? super target
5. Who was your first date? a jew
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? when I was five I think
7. Who was your first grade teacher? gahh Mrs. Campbell
8. Who was your first crush this year? like I'm really going to tell you that GOOD ONE
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? United States
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? I mean, I lived on the second floor. so never
11. Who was your first best friend? Amanda Murphy
12. Who is/was your first Best Friend in high school? Vivian Warren
13. Where was your first sleepover? My friend Destiny's house. We watched The Ring and I got nightmares.
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? My mom or Mary
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid/ groomsman? My aunt's
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning? Looked at my clock (which is broken)
17. What was the first concert you went to? 3 dog night in New York
18. What was the last concert you went to? hmmm do band concerts count? my own
19. First tattoo or piercing? ears pierced
20. First celebrity crush? Aaron Carter
21. Current celebrity crush? NATALIE PORTMAN
22. First crush? probably like a 3rd grader
23. Current crush? none yo buz
24. First date? REDUNDANCY IS A SIN
25. First time you tied your shoe laces? I wear velcro

Five names you go by:
Olivia, that stupid girl, Liv, Livy, Olive

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. watch
2. blazer
3. pants

Three things you want very badly X5 at the moment:
1. a person
2. a refill on my coffee
3. a day off

Two things you did last night:
1. played apples to apples with arielle, mary, nichole, and krista
2. brushed my teeth

Two things you ate today:
1. coffee
2. nothing yet

Two people you last talked to on the phone:
1. Mary
2. My mom

Three things you are going to do tomorrow:
1. work
2. homework
3. I don't have an itinerary or anything so I don't know

Two longest car rides:
1. Denver to Cali
2. New York to Texas

Three Favorite beverages:
1. Anything with Soy
2. Juice boxes are pretty cool I guess
3. Venti Quad Shot Vanilla Latte

There you go, that's all you get. Happy MySpace day! Everyone go look at their MySpaces and laugh at how embarrassing they are. OKAY BYE.

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