I've got an overwhelmingly large amount of things to do today (all of which may include copious amounts of procrastination), but writing a blog about aliens seems like a better idea.
Okay now WAIT. I know what you're thinking, and I guarantee it's something along the lines of, "Aliens?? WTF! Aliens are weird/don't exist, I'm done reading this shizz. I'm clicking back over to my Hulu tab of Glee where Rachel decides she wants to get a nose job and then New Directions sing a catchy Lady Gaga song in order to change her mind." And dudes, I fully support that. BUT, when they're showing the annoying 2 minute commercial break ads, switch back over and read this.
Okay, in all seriousness folks, I don't know if I believe in aliens either, you know? I got this book at the library (yes, I go to the library) and it was about this middle-aged man who claims to have been abducted multiple times by aliens. I understand that kind of jumps the gun a bit into the, "I saw a glittery UFO over Walmart once!" to "I'm a psycho who needs medical attention." But it wasn't even him just claiming that he has been abducted throughout the book. He actually possesses documented proof of everything he claims. And even if all of these circumstances were faked, that's a lot of time/money/effort put into pointless gimmicks.
Okay, so back to this book. The guy's name is Stan Romanek. The majority of his connections with "Alien Life Forms" ranged from seeing UFO's in the skies, writing down highly scientific equations, and even going as far as capturing video footage of extraterrestrials peeping through his window. This is just a very brief amount of happenings that he encountered, all ranging up to close encounters of the fourth kind. I'm doing a really poor job of describing this bro's situation to you, so I think that you should just find his book at a library or at B&N and read it. Even if you don't believe everything he says (which you'd be a complete idiot for just believing everything you read), he does have a lot of scientific information and historical facts on the universe as well. Which is totes interesting too.
Now, what kind of creeps me out a little was the fact that this guy lives walking distance from my apartment. Here's a little bit of mapping for you.
Letter A is where I live, and letter B is where Stan Romanek had his first UFO sighting. Like AHHHHHjakfljawefje. It's so eerie and creepy and kind of mind boggling to me...
Okay. This rant has kind of turned into somewhat of a mini book review/freak out session. What I am trying to say is that it's kind of foolish to believe that we are the only civilization in the universe, much less our own galaxy. There's this equation called the Drake Equation (N=N*Fp*Ne*Fl*Fi*Fc*Fl)
which is used to determine the number of detectable ET civilizations in our galaxy. Once you've done all of the math, the answer comes out to be roughly 1,000 planets in just OUR galaxy that possess attributes similar to earth's atmosphere. Seriously Folks!! (AHHHHH) I guess what I'm trying to say is, is it really possible that out of the 100 billion stars in our universe, we are the only ones? THINK ABOUT IT, FOOLS.
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